Christmas Letter 2001

You know the letter you get from the Waite family every Christmas? This year, I asked if I could write it. My name is Monster, and I am the dog who lives with the Waites. If youíre wondering how Iím writing this, itís simple: bark recognition software. After all, itís tough to type with paws. I figure if I write the letter, they will have more time to get me food.

I might as well get this out of the way; Margie worked too much as usual. Sheís been doing better though, with her average workday only 11.2 hours. Thatís down from her 12-hour average year to date. Progress! Excuse me; I have to go outside now. Iím back. Wait, I want to go out again. I wish I knew how to work that stupid doorknob. Then I could let myself out. Or in. Or out.

We had lots of visitors this year. My family was very popular, especially with Margieís family and friends. I was glad to see them all. I hope they come back soon and bring me food. I hardly get any food you know. It seems like weeks between times they feed me. Grandma brings me a treat everyday when she brings the boys home from school. I like her. She and Grandpa have a dog called Betsy. She stays with us sometimes. For such a little dog, she sure barks a lot. Itís good to have someone to talk with though. She doesnít get fed enough either. Poor thing. She doesnít always finish her food right away, so I do it for her. No sense letting it go to waste.

Margie went with Barry to a conference for planning commissioners. The boys and I stayed with Grandma. I ate pretty well that week. The family went to the Grand Canyon with a bunch of other people to scatter Barryís dadís ashes. Donít you need a permit to do that? I would think so. I hope they donít have to go clean it up.

They had a big party for Barryís 40th birthday. At least, thatís what I heard. They sent me to Grandma and Grandpaís for the day. They said it was really fun like their wedding, with lots of people they wanted to talk to and only a few minutes for each one. Maybe those people will come back sometime when Iím home. The family saw the Harry Potter movie at Graumanís Chinese Theater on opening day. Margie even took the day off from work for the occasion! Excuse me, I have to go bark at a dog out front. Good, it left. Of course, now thereís a squirrel in the yard. They are so annoying.

Alex and David went to Seattle this summer by themselves! They thought it was pretty cool to fly on their own and stay with their grandparents. They wonít even let me stay in the backyard alone. Unfair! Just because I run away sometimes.

The boys have had a great year in school, with Alex in 4th grade and David in 2nd. They are both very strong writers and great at science and math, a rare combination. They want to be scientists with a lab at the cabin. Barryís helping out at school on Fridays. Those teachers make him work. Imagine, people having to learn at school. What is the world coming to? He taught another class at Cal State Long Beach this year. What I really canít imagine is people paying to hear him talk!

At the cabin, our neighbor is a big Labrador named Jack. One of his people, Dave, is a fireman. He fell through a roof while fighting a fire this September and broke his shoulder very badly. Jack says Daveís a good guy, so I hope he recovers completely.

The family will be spending Christmas with Margieís family in Seattle this year, so theyíll have to get their Christmas cards out early. Do you think they can do it? If you are getting this letter in January, youíll know the answer. Iíll be stuck here with Uncle Brian. Do you think heíll feed me? As a matter of fact, I could go for a snack right now. Oh look, thereís a piece of Halloween candy stuck behind the couch. Chocolateís bad for dogs you say? I really donít think so. Really.

Send an email to us at waite@earthlink.net, or call us at (310) 325-6389. Check our Web site at http://home.earthlink.net/~waite. Thatís about it. I hope to see you soon. Bring a biscuit!

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